008 - Voice
Sep. 17th, 2011 09:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
epiccomboLook, here's the facts, and the sooner you get these down, the better. I'm badass. Also, I'm Puckzilla. You don't want to mess around with me, 'cause doing that's kinda dangerous.
So here's the deal, and I know none of you are going to buy it. But it's totally the truth. I'm not a liar.
That event we just had? It was all kinds of screwed up. Even the greatest, most hardcore man alive would turn things around after going through something like that.
Now, I'm all about being nicer to Jews, but since I think Rachel and I are the only ones around, we're gonna try a little something. So long as you're not a complete dick, or jackass, or whatever, I'm gonna be nice. How nice are we talking?
Even I don't know that.
[Something in his voice suggests a warning, saying that no one should expect too much. It's possible that Puck may change his mind in ten minutes or in ten days. It all depends.]
So here's the deal, and I know none of you are going to buy it. But it's totally the truth. I'm not a liar.
That event we just had? It was all kinds of screwed up. Even the greatest, most hardcore man alive would turn things around after going through something like that.
Now, I'm all about being nicer to Jews, but since I think Rachel and I are the only ones around, we're gonna try a little something. So long as you're not a complete dick, or jackass, or whatever, I'm gonna be nice. How nice are we talking?
Even I don't know that.
[Something in his voice suggests a warning, saying that no one should expect too much. It's possible that Puck may change his mind in ten minutes or in ten days. It all depends.]
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Date: 2011-09-18 06:03 am (UTC)So, what, you're trying to make the Mister Personality title or something?
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Date: 2011-09-18 06:08 am (UTC)Hell, no. Titles are for losers.
[That wasn't very nice.]
I'm just trying something, okay?
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Date: 2011-09-18 06:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-18 04:30 pm (UTC)And I didn't say shit in third person.
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Date: 2011-09-18 07:47 pm (UTC)[She knows how you are, man.]
Anyway, why doesn't that ridiculous nickname count?
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Date: 2011-09-20 04:58 pm (UTC)Uh, because it's a badass name?
[That's all the answer she should need.]
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Date: 2011-09-18 06:33 pm (UTC)yOu DoN't HaVe To AlL uP aNd GeT yOuR dAnGeRoUs SeLf On.
No WaY dUdE, wHaT yOu NeEd Is A CoLd BeVeRaGe AnD cAlM dOwN.
iNvItE tHoSe MoThErFuCkErS oUt aNd EvErYtHiNg WiLl Be OkAy.
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Date: 2011-09-20 04:59 pm (UTC)[Why didn't he think about that before? The answer to everything is to get it on with the others in the mansion. Drinks all around!
...or something.]
Thanks, dude. Hey, you want to go grab a drink now?
[Whoever this guy is, he's got to be cool.]
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Date: 2011-09-20 11:37 pm (UTC)oF cOuRsE i'Ll TaKe YoU uP oN yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg OfFeR mAn.
[Omg so cool. Gamzee assumes drinks = faygos right away. This will be a radical friendship, he can already see the miracles happening.]
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Date: 2011-09-22 12:03 am (UTC)Dining room in ten minutes. Sound good?
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Date: 2011-09-22 12:08 am (UTC)[LOL poor babbies.]
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Date: 2011-09-22 05:13 pm (UTC)[Fast forward to ten minutes later, and Puck's chilling out in the dining room waiting for Gamzee to show up.
He has no idea what he's getting himself into. But that's the fun part, ohohoho.]
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Date: 2011-09-18 07:27 pm (UTC):33 < everyone should be nice to everyone
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Date: 2011-09-20 05:02 pm (UTC)Well, maybe not everyone. There's just too many jerks and dweebs out there for that to even happen.
[Bottom line is, if you're not a jerk or a total dweeb, then you're okay with Puck. For now.]
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Date: 2011-09-19 05:15 am (UTC)[Oh, the sarcasm.]
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Date: 2011-09-22 12:04 am (UTC)[No sarcasm here.]
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Date: 2011-09-23 03:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-24 03:56 am (UTC)[Eyeroll.]
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Date: 2011-09-24 04:21 am (UTC)[You know he's just bro-in' around, right now.]
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Date: 2011-09-27 01:27 am (UTC)[Of course he knows that. He's missed getting to dink around like this.]
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Date: 2011-09-22 12:05 am (UTC)What can Puckasaurus do for you?
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Date: 2011-09-22 11:50 pm (UTC)This sounds like some interesting shit.
[It better be, or he'll be pretty grumpy.]
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