008 - Voice
Sep. 17th, 2011 09:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
epiccomboLook, here's the facts, and the sooner you get these down, the better. I'm badass. Also, I'm Puckzilla. You don't want to mess around with me, 'cause doing that's kinda dangerous.
So here's the deal, and I know none of you are going to buy it. But it's totally the truth. I'm not a liar.
That event we just had? It was all kinds of screwed up. Even the greatest, most hardcore man alive would turn things around after going through something like that.
Now, I'm all about being nicer to Jews, but since I think Rachel and I are the only ones around, we're gonna try a little something. So long as you're not a complete dick, or jackass, or whatever, I'm gonna be nice. How nice are we talking?
Even I don't know that.
[Something in his voice suggests a warning, saying that no one should expect too much. It's possible that Puck may change his mind in ten minutes or in ten days. It all depends.]
So here's the deal, and I know none of you are going to buy it. But it's totally the truth. I'm not a liar.
That event we just had? It was all kinds of screwed up. Even the greatest, most hardcore man alive would turn things around after going through something like that.
Now, I'm all about being nicer to Jews, but since I think Rachel and I are the only ones around, we're gonna try a little something. So long as you're not a complete dick, or jackass, or whatever, I'm gonna be nice. How nice are we talking?
Even I don't know that.
[Something in his voice suggests a warning, saying that no one should expect too much. It's possible that Puck may change his mind in ten minutes or in ten days. It all depends.]
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Date: 2011-09-22 11:50 pm (UTC)This sounds like some interesting shit.
[It better be, or he'll be pretty grumpy.]
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Date: 2011-09-23 01:13 am (UTC)JUDG3 JUDY
4ND 1N TH3 3FFORTS OF CULTUR4L S3NS1T1V1TY
1 W1SH TO R33N4CT H3R L4WFUL FURY 1N ROL3PL4Y FORM
1 N33D 4 B41L1FF
1T 1S YOU
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Date: 2011-09-23 01:31 am (UTC)What's the crime?
[He's heard crazier suggestions, most of them from one Rachel Berry. Terezi's suggestion, while lame, is hardly the worst thing he's ever been asked to get involved with.
But he still has to ask...]
What's in it for me?
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Date: 2011-09-23 01:36 am (UTC)4LL TR14LS 3ND 4T TH3 G4LLOWS
SO, 4RM3D W1TH TH4T 1NFORM4T1ON, WH4T DO YOU TH1NK 1S 1N 1T FOR YOU???
>8D
TH3 CR1M3 1S BULLSH1T BY TH3 W4Y
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Date: 2011-09-23 04:34 am (UTC)What the fuck is this? I'm either going to be someone totally boring or end up being knocked off?
I'll say this is bullshit.
...Fine. You're not going to be hanging me.
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Date: 2011-09-23 04:37 am (UTC)OH 4LSO
YOU H4V3 TO DR3SS L1K3 ON3 OF THOS3 ST34M3D CH3RRY LOBST3RB34STS TH4T HUM4NS 3NJOY SO MUCH
TH4TS YOUR UN1FORM
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Date: 2011-09-24 03:55 am (UTC)That's not a uniform, that's a freak show. I'm not doing that, no way.
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Date: 2011-09-24 04:24 am (UTC)>:] ]
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Date: 2011-09-24 04:59 pm (UTC)...Fine.
I'll wear your stupid lobster thing.
[If anyone gives him crap about this, he's going to end them.]
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Date: 2011-09-24 08:07 pm (UTC)