008 - Voice

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Look, here's the facts, and the sooner you get these down, the better. I'm badass. Also, I'm Puckzilla. You don't want to mess around with me, 'cause doing that's kinda dangerous.

So here's the deal, and I know none of you are going to buy it. But it's totally the truth. I'm not a liar.

That event we just had? It was all kinds of screwed up. Even the greatest, most hardcore man alive would turn things around after going through something like that.


Now, I'm all about being nicer to Jews, but since I think Rachel and I are the only ones around, we're gonna try a little something. So long as you're not a complete dick, or jackass, or whatever, I'm gonna be nice. How nice are we talking?

Even I don't know that.

[Something in his voice suggests a warning, saying that no one should expect too much. It's possible that Puck may change his mind in ten minutes or in ten days. It all depends.]

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[ What's this? Video now? And Terezi's holding a noose, grinning in the most threatening manner imaginable.

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[And Puck's eyes are just going to get really big and he sounds all freaked out because, well, Terezi's scary right now.]

...Fine.

I'll wear your stupid lobster thing.

[If anyone gives him crap about this, he's going to end them.]

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SM3LL YOU SOON >8]