008 - Voice

[epiccombo]

Look, here's the facts, and the sooner you get these down, the better. I'm badass. Also, I'm Puckzilla. You don't want to mess around with me, 'cause doing that's kinda dangerous.

So here's the deal, and I know none of you are going to buy it. But it's totally the truth. I'm not a liar.

That event we just had? It was all kinds of screwed up. Even the greatest, most hardcore man alive would turn things around after going through something like that.


Now, I'm all about being nicer to Jews, but since I think Rachel and I are the only ones around, we're gonna try a little something. So long as you're not a complete dick, or jackass, or whatever, I'm gonna be nice. How nice are we talking?

Even I don't know that.

[Something in his voice suggests a warning, saying that no one should expect too much. It's possible that Puck may change his mind in ten minutes or in ten days. It all depends.]

Comments

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Hell, yeah.

[Why didn't he think about that before? The answer to everything is to get it on with the others in the mansion. Drinks all around!

...or something.]

Thanks, dude. Hey, you want to go grab a drink now?

[Whoever this guy is, he's got to be cool.]

[messiahisme.livejournal.com]

Do I eVeR?
oF cOuRsE i'Ll TaKe YoU uP oN yOuR mOtHeRfUcKiNg OfFeR mAn.

[Omg so cool. Gamzee assumes drinks = faygos right away. This will be a radical friendship, he can already see the miracles happening.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[Too bad that Puck has something entirely different in mind... but whatever floats your boat~ ]

Dining room in ten minutes. Sound good?

[messiahisme.livejournal.com]

SoUnDs RaDiCaL tO mE.

[LOL poor babbies.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

See you there.

[Fast forward to ten minutes later, and Puck's chilling out in the dining room waiting for Gamzee to show up.

He has no idea what he's getting himself into. But that's the fun part, ohohoho.]

[messiahisme.livejournal.com]

[Cue two minutes later to your ten minutes later, Gamzee arrives in the dining room in his usual dazed state. He takes a slow glimpse around the dining hall before spotting Puck.] Sup motherfucker?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

What's it look like?

I'm waiting to get my drink on.

[Okay, that sounded a lot more stupid than he thought it would, but who cares anyway?]

[messiahisme.livejournal.com]

Oh man, motherfucking yeah. See, I got distracted halfway down here by miracles. They're everywhere man.

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Miracles?

[He's just gonna give you this "What the fuck?" look.]

[messiahisme.livejournal.com]

Miracles.

[A wise sagely nod.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Okay, whatever.

[He really wants that drink, so he's just gonna grab a drink. Screw the rules, there's no one to police him here. Unless Coach Beiste gets wind of this.]

What kinda miracles?

[messiahisme.livejournal.com]

Life's miracles. You know, the ones hanging around us like the absolute chill motherfuckers they are. They're everywhere. It's just a matter of them all up and showing their motherfucking selves. And when they do, you know it be them because it's a special moment like how your body knows when to wake up man.

You know what's waking you up?[ A pause. This is the ramblings of a 13 year old junkie mind you.] Miracles.

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[If there's anything Puck's good at, it's tuning people out. Especially if your name is Rachel Berry.

Now that he's scored a drink, though, and it has alcohol in it, Puck's a little less reticent to listen to Gamzee's ramblings.]

Don't get me wrong, normally I don't give a crap about miracles.

But if I'm gonna be honest, it's a total miracle when chicks let me touch their boobs.

[And these are the secret confessions of a seventeen year old teenage boy.]

[messiahisme.livejournal.com]

What's a boobs Puckzilla?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Knockers. Tits. Whatever you wanna call 'em, all hot girls got a pair.

[messiahisme.livejournal.com]

Oh! I think I motherfuckin got it. Their horns, right!

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Dude. No.

[He points to his chest and cups his hands, hoping that's enough of an illustration.]

Those things.

[messiahisme.livejournal.com]

[This is Gamzee's face. What. There are other things to fondle besides those sweet horns? he is genuinely shocked and is going to go into shock over this exciting relevation!]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[Okay, now you're freaking Puck out just a bit.]

Dude. You okay?

[messiahisme.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm motherfuckin okay dude.