002 - Action

[epiccombo]

[Puck's sulking chilling in the dining room. It's way too fancy for his tastes, but he really doesn't care what kind of room he's in right now.

Here's what's going on: he tried to find Rachel to get a little making out going on after his conversation slash argument with Santana. But he couldn't find her, or any girl at all, so he tried to play it cool, and slunk back to the first room he could find that wasn't his room.

Feel free to bug him. He might get testy, but depending on who you are, he might also try selling you on the high points of joining Coach Beiste's football team.]

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[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Damn, you guys just keep poppin' up, dontcha?

[High schoolers are invading. Think of all the drama. It's probably better that Puck keeps from saying anything about Kurt, too, seeing as Dean sort of adopted Hummel as a younger brother. Ish.

Dean takes another swig of beer, narrowing his eye - we did mention that he's currently wearing an eyepatch over his right eye, didn't we? No? Well. Hazards of the job. When he dies and respawns he'll be as good as new. For now he's a pirate.]

Lemme guess - you play football.

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[Okay, so yeah, high schoolers have a bad rap. But Puck's tired of people like Benny Stango and now this Dean guy hinting that high schoolers are just a bunch of delinquents. Sure, he's not a model student, but it's really annoying.]

You got a problem with us? Don't be knockin' those guys.

[Puck clenches his fist like he wants to hit something. He doesn't make a move, though. He's not sure why he's sticking up for Rachel, but Finn's kinda his bro, and Kurt doesn't get stuck up for very often. Santana can handle herself, most of the time.]

Yeah, I'm on the team. [Pause.] What's with the eyepatch?

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[This is more of a case of It's not you, it's me. Dean hated high school. It was definitely one of the worst experiences of his youth, aside from his mother dying.]

I ain't got a problem, don't get your panties in a wad.

[Dean raises an eyebrow, amused. Someone's a little trigger-happy for a fight. He can relate.]

...this?

[He taps the patch, pursing his lips.]

Result of...uh...an occupational hazard.

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[Well, that's unfortunate for Dean, but since Puck remains unaware, he's just going to continue thinking Dean's a jerk and an annoyance who knocked the glee kids.

He's still interested in finding out what kind of job the guy has, in which eyepatches are part of an occupational hazard.]

What kinda job do you have, man?

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

[There is probably very little that could prepare Puck for this. No matter how many times Dean tells people, it never gets old - it's not often he gets to admit to his profession in his own universe.]

I hunt ghosts and monsters.

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, that was the last thing Puck was expecting.]

Dude, are you screwing with me?

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Do I look like I'm screwing with you?

[Really now.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[...Not really.]

I guess not. Still, can you blame a dude?

Ghost hunting is totally a job everyone has where I'm from.

[Sarcastic as usual.]

[dashboardlite.livejournal.com]

Hunters keep a low profile. You might actually have them where you come from, and you don't even know it.

[Ahahahaha actually he's not being sarcastic here.]