002 - Action

[epiccombo]

[Puck's sulking chilling in the dining room. It's way too fancy for his tastes, but he really doesn't care what kind of room he's in right now.

Here's what's going on: he tried to find Rachel to get a little making out going on after his conversation slash argument with Santana. But he couldn't find her, or any girl at all, so he tried to play it cool, and slunk back to the first room he could find that wasn't his room.

Feel free to bug him. He might get testy, but depending on who you are, he might also try selling you on the high points of joining Coach Beiste's football team.]

Comments

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Huh. He seems kind of cranky!]

You getting something to eat too?

[Maybe that'll kick him out of his bad mood.]

I'm gonna get some lasagna. You want some?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[You don't know the half of it.]

Sure, why not. I never turn down free food.

[Maybe the offer of food will be enough to defeat his funk. Maaaybe.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[John pulls and I Dream of Jeanie-- he crosses his arms and nods and POOF, two plates of steaming hot lasagna pop up on the table in front of them. He sits down, grinning and grabbing his fork.]

This smells awesome! [Nom!]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[That. is just so cool.]

I have no idea how that works but I really don't care.

[It's totally chow time.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

You just kinda...want it! Like the closets. [Nomnomnomnomnom.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[Those closets again.]

And what, we can get anything we want? From here, and the closets?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It's pretty cool, right? [Okay sburb was pretty similar so he's not quite as impressed but, whatever, MAGIC CLOSETS.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Dude. This is beyond cool. [There was never anything like this at McKinley.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[TIME TO BLOW HIS MIND. LITERALLY.

...But not like that.]

Wanna see something even cooler?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Sure. Hit me up.

[Guess that food did loosen Puck up a bit.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[Lasagna has magic powers.

John does too. He's using windy powers to float above his chair, legs pretzel-legged. He looks like a guru, hehe!]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[Puck's eyes get really big. Is the dude actually floating?]

How are you doing that, man?

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[John grins. He doesn't show off much, but when he does it's Dos Equis it's pretty fun.]

Hehe, uh, I got some windy thing powers before I came here! Cool, huh?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Dude. That's the most awesome thing I've seen since getting dumped here.

[And you've just achieved COOL status in Puck's book.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

[SO COOL.]

Really? Man, there's a lot of cool people here, though! You should talk to everybody you can, it's great!

[He settles back into his chair and starts eating again, making happy eating noises.]

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[He digs into his lasagna and shoves a huge mouthful in. It's gone in about five seconds.]

It's not like they're crawling out of the woodwork, though. [John's the first to actually leave an impression on him. The others from glee club and McKinley don't count.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Aww, maybe you aren't looking hard enough. I've made some pretty cool friends here!

So, uh, is your name Puck like from Shakespeare?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

I've only been here a couple of days. I'm still figuring out where the hell everything is.

[He kinda laughs.] Nah. My mom named me Noah, and my last name's Puckerman but no one gets to call me that. So it's just Puck. [There's an unspoken threat, hinting that if he ever calls him anything else, it won't be pretty, even if he is a cool guy.]

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. Still, that's a cool name! Kinda better than John. [Not to mention the last name "Egbert" is just asking for a pummeling.]

Uh, are you a uh...sports guy? [His arms. So large.] I play more video games than, uh, sports.

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[Getting off the subject of names now.]

Football's my thing. But don't be knocking video games.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

I'm not! I love games! I uh, I just figured you were too busy working out or something?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but no dude, not even one as badass as me, can work out all the time.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Right, of course. Hehe, so what kind of games do you play?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

As long as there's plenty of action, shooting, and blowing stuff up, I'm down with it.

Halo's pretty cool.

[hamburellakind.livejournal.com]

Haha, those are fun! I was playing a game before I showed up here, but uh, it was a little more complicated than most games, I guess.