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[Puck's sulking chilling in the dining room. It's way too fancy for his tastes, but he really doesn't care what kind of room he's in right now.

Here's what's going on: he tried to find Rachel to get a little making out going on after his conversation slash argument with Santana. But he couldn't find her, or any girl at all, so he tried to play it cool, and slunk back to the first room he could find that wasn't his room.

Feel free to bug him. He might get testy, but depending on who you are, he might also try selling you on the high points of joining Coach Beiste's football team.]

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[Oh, well good. And if that 4th wall is to be broken, so be it.

He snorts after swallowing a bite.] You could not be more correct. I can only hope that I will be able to return to my own world soon. Granted, I have not been here as long as a number of the other residents.

[He continues on those veggies and mashed potatoes.]

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[With your permission, of course. Whether the fourth wall is broken or not is up to you.]

Join the club. This place sucks, and I just want to get out.

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Mmmm, indeed.

[Of course! Tim has almost broken it...so it should happen.

Consider the steak gone.]

Seeing as we have yet to meet, I feel I should introduce myself. Albert Wesker at your service.

[Cue that awesome smirk.]

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Oh, yeah.

[Introductions kinda slipped his mind.]

Noah Puckerman but I prefer Puck.

[That last statement is accompanied by a somewhat dangerous look, hinting that if he calls him Noah, a punch might be headed his way.]

Wait. Did you say Albert Wesker?

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[And he'll call him by the appropriate name, of course.]

A pleasure, Puck.

[Eyebrow quirks.] I did. Have you learned of me from one of the other residents?

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[And you don't know how much he appreciates that.]

No, you're kinda... epic. [Yeah, that's the word he's searching for. The word weird just took on a whole new meaning.]

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[Consider him confused, bro.]

Epic? I'm afraid I'm not following you...

[The plate disappears as he hovers over that glass of wine, elbows on the table and hands linked under his chin.]

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[Time to put all the cards on the table.]

There's this thing, a video game. It's called Resident Evil, and it's got a dude in it named Albert Wesker.

[No, this makes no sense. NONE AT ALL.]

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[Oh shiznit. It's about to happen.]

Is that so...[He's interested. VERY. PLEASE GO ON.]

And what is this game about, precisely?

I know nothing about this game so if I mess up, I apologize

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It's like being stuck in the middle of a zombie infestation - you gotta survive.

It's all good, man |Db so far, so good

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[If he's experiencing any sort of surprise or shock, it's not showing on his face.]

It does sound like quite the interesting and entertaining story. And what role does this Albert Wesker play in the game?

[As he sits there in all black (button down shirt and slacks) and his trademark sunglasses.]

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Yeah. And the dude's gone all over the map - he's some kinda agent with a total god complex. Pretty badass, if you ask me.

But the dude got too big for his boots, with all that god and power stuff going on.

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An agent you say? [Is that a smirk forming? Why yes, yes it is. But he's not going to say anything since he thinks you may be in league with Tim.]

He does sound like quite the character. I have done a bit of traveling myself, but not to the extent you speak of. [Liiiiies. As he makes note of everything you have said.

He waves it off.] But no matter. Do you have any questions concerning Wonderland?